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[20:04:30] Zenall has joined the chat on Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:04 pm
[20:04:55] Zenall : YOU CANNOT JUST ATTACK MY LIFEPOINTS DIRECTALLY IN MORDOR!!!
[20:05:43] Dhaos Pierce has joined the chat on Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:05 pm
[20:06:13] @ Dhaos Pierce : Good thing we're not in Mordor eh?
[20:06:41] Zenall : It's true
[20:06:50] Zenall : but I've played my feild card: Mordor
[20:06:52] Zenall : Now!
[20:06:59] Zenall : You cannot attack my life points directly.
[20:07:07] Zenall : Lol.
[20:08:14] @ Dhaos Pierce : I play Black Hole
[20:08:23] Zenall : I play Remove Spell
[20:08:23] @ Dhaos Pierce : Destroying your Mordor card
[20:08:39] @ Dhaos Pierce : I play Magic Jammer
[20:08:40] Zenall : despell
[20:08:41] Zenall : that one.
[20:08:48] Zenall : Wut do?
[20:08:49] @ Dhaos Pierce : it's a trap card
[20:08:54] @ Dhaos Pierce : OWNED
[20:08:54] Zenall : It's a trap!
[20:09:17] Zenall : I summon Gandalf.
[20:09:21] Zenall : Now wut?
[20:09:48] @ Dhaos Pierce : trap hole
[20:10:01] @ Dhaos Pierce : wait
[20:10:11] Zenall : 100 attk/ def buddy.
[20:10:12] @ Dhaos Pierce : how does one who uses mordor
[20:10:14] Zenall : That's right.
[20:10:20] @ Dhaos Pierce : summon gandalf?
[20:10:35] Zenall : Well, you can't just do it.
[20:10:39] Zenall : There's prosedure
[20:10:41] Zenall : but it can be done.
[20:10:48] @ Dhaos Pierce : proceedure
[20:10:53] Zenall : Right
[20:11:00] Zenall : You know I can't spell, yo.
[20:11:03] Zenall : Anyways
[20:11:05] Zenall : His effect:
[20:11:08] @ Dhaos Pierce : Tis a shame
[20:11:16] Zenall : You cannot just do anything: You are now in Mordor.
[20:11:36] Zenall : Correction:
[20:11:37] @ Dhaos Pierce : i flip my man eater bug
[20:11:50] @ Dhaos Pierce : good bye gandalf the gay
[20:11:51] Zenall : You are now in Mordor/ trying to get into Mordor
[20:12:00] Zenall : You cannot just use flip effects in Mordor!
[20:12:02] Zenall : Lol.
[20:12:25] @ Dhaos Pierce : oh? but... this here card says i can
[20:12:36] @ Dhaos Pierce : flips frodo
[20:12:45] Zenall : Lmao
[20:12:48] Zenall : LMAO!
[20:12:59] Zenall : Effect: He can just walk into Mordor.
[20:13:02] Zenall : Lmao.
[20:13:07] @ Dhaos Pierce : yep
[20:13:21] @ Dhaos Pierce : Now that he is on my side of the field
[20:13:25] Zenall : You need to make card pics of the two.
[20:13:33] @ Dhaos Pierce : I CAN just do anything in Mordor
[20:13:44] Zenall : and put them on here/FaceBook.
[20:14:09] Zenall : Well, I submit
[20:14:11] Zenall : You win.
[20:14:14] Zenall : Unless...
[20:14:19] Zenall : You activate my Trap Card.
[20:14:33] @ Dhaos Pierce : i activate trap jammer
[20:14:42] Zenall : I activate Trap Jammer Jammer.
[20:14:45] Zenall : O_o
[20:14:56] @ Dhaos Pierce : IMPOSSIBLE
[20:15:06] Zenall : IMPOSSIBRU YOU SAY!?
[20:15:16] @ Dhaos Pierce : i activate fiends handmirror
[20:15:31] Zenall : I activate WTF DOES DAT DO, LOL?!
[20:15:49] @ Dhaos Pierce : it's basically like trap jammer
[20:15:53] @ Dhaos Pierce : or magic jammer
[20:15:59] @ Dhaos Pierce : except i change the target
[20:16:05] @ Dhaos Pierce : to one of your cards
[20:16:11] @ Dhaos Pierce : ergo
[20:16:19] @ Dhaos Pierce : one of your magic/trap cards
[20:16:23] Zenall : Well.
[20:16:27] @ Dhaos Pierce : goodbye
[20:16:36] Zenall : I play Arceus as my active pokemon.
[20:16:45] Zenall : He attacks your lifepoints direcly
[20:16:46] @ Dhaos Pierce : lmao dammit
[20:16:50] Zenall : and deals 50 damage
[20:16:55] @ Dhaos Pierce : i wanted to break into pokemon before you
[20:17:01] Zenall : but, he loses 2 energies
[20:17:13] Zenall : Your lifepoints are now 7950.
[20:17:15] Zenall : Lmao.
[20:17:24] @ Dhaos Pierce : Frodo attacks your Arceus
[20:17:27] Zenall : Lol.
[20:17:32] @ Dhaos Pierce : with an atk of 1000
[20:17:37] Zenall : Lol.
[20:17:57] @ Dhaos Pierce : frodo does not loose any energy
[20:18:03] @ Dhaos Pierce : in fact
[20:18:03] Zenall : Lol.
[20:18:06] Zenall is Disconnected on Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:18 pm
[20:18:08] Zenall has joined the chat on Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:18 pm
[20:18:11] @ Dhaos Pierce : he gains 500 atk points
[20:18:12] Zenall : wt
[20:18:30] Zenall : Arceus uses Flee to Sky Pillar like a pansy.
[20:18:32] @ Dhaos Pierce : hey, the effect states
[20:18:37] Zenall : He returns to my hand.
[20:18:39] @ Dhaos Pierce : ANYTHING while in mordor
[20:18:47] Zenall : lol.
[20:18:53] @ Dhaos Pierce : Frodo attacks your hand
[20:19:00] Zenall : WTF lmao
[20:19:09] @ Dhaos Pierce : gaining 1000 atk points over the 500 he already got
[20:19:11] Zenall : I play Impossibru Azn in attack mode
[20:19:24] @ Dhaos Pierce : making him have 2500 atk points
[20:19:26] Zenall : He states yout attk is Impossibru
[20:19:37] @ Dhaos Pierce : which is why the attack works
[20:20:10] @ Dhaos Pierce : Impossibru Azn is destroyed along with your hand, never actually being able to be placed on the field
[20:20:27] @ Dhaos Pierce : you lose 5000 lifepoints
[20:20:40] @ Dhaos Pierce : I think you regret using Mordor now, don't you?
[20:20:54] Zenall : Azn rises from the dead due to the fact that this is impossibru
[20:21:14] Zenall : he gives me 1.2 x 10^52 life points
[20:21:20] Zenall : Due to his amazing math skills
[20:21:42] @ Dhaos Pierce : Since this is Mordor, Frodo permabans Impossibru Azn from all duels till the end of time
[20:22:03] @ Dhaos Pierce : you lose all but 500 lifepoints in the process
[20:22:03] Zenall : I play The Ring in attack mode.
[20:22:13] Zenall : Defence mode*
[20:22:17] Zenall : Let's go with defence mode.
[20:22:25] @ Dhaos Pierce : Frodo drops the ring into Mt. Doom
[20:22:25] Zenall : It's defence is Over Ninthousand!!!
[20:22:40] @ Dhaos Pierce : You lose 499 lifepoints
[20:22:42] Zenall : The Ring uses Golom block.
[20:22:52] Zenall : and is spared from Mt. Doom
[20:23:01] @ Dhaos Pierce : Frodo throws Gollumm in too
[20:23:13] Zenall : The Ring uses Gollumm Block
[20:23:18] Zenall : and is spared from mt. Doom.
[20:23:20] Zenall : Lol.
[20:23:37] @ Dhaos Pierce : Frodo throws the ring back into Mt. Doom
[20:23:46] Zenall : The Ring Uses Gollumm Block.
[20:23:53] Zenall : And is pissed, and bites your finger off.
[20:23:58] Zenall : Yea, the ring did that.
[20:24:12] Zenall : Your attack is halved due to lack of ability to weild weapons correctly
[20:24:39] @ Dhaos Pierce : Even after using Gollum Block, the ring and Gollum still fall back into Mt. Doom, for that is canonically correct.
[20:24:47] Zenall : Idea: LOTR Trading Card Game.
[20:25:04] @ Dhaos Pierce : They prolly have it
[20:25:07] @ Dhaos Pierce : somewhere
[20:25:17] Zenall : The Ring points out that this battle takes place before the book ends.
[20:25:31] Zenall : Otherwise, there wouldn't be a battle
[20:25:39] @ Dhaos Pierce : This is Mordor, you cannot do anything
[20:25:51] Zenall : But Frodo Permits everything.
[20:26:07] @ Dhaos Pierce : No, only Frodo can do anything in Mordor
[20:26:14] Zenall : Besides, The Ring Made it to where you can't do anything in Mordor
[20:26:21] Zenall : He's also exempt from Mordor Rule.
[20:26:59] @ Dhaos Pierce : Since this battle is taking place in Mordor, Frodo emerges victorious by throwing the Ring into Mt. Doom
[20:27:14] @ Dhaos Pierce : I gain 5 million life points
[20:27:21] Zenall : Lol.
[20:27:34] Zenall : I play Teen Fiction in attack mode.
[20:27:46] Zenall : Teen Fiction thinks Lord of the Rings is stoopid and nerdy.
[20:27:49] @ Dhaos Pierce : Frodo starts a fire
[20:28:01] Zenall : wait!
[20:28:05] Zenall : I have an idea!
[20:28:05] @ Dhaos Pierce : Teen Fiction Burns
[20:28:12] @ Dhaos Pierce : you gain 500 life points
[20:28:31] Zenall : Due to Teen Fiction's popularity, it uses Peer Pressure to stop its peers from reading LOTR
[20:28:42] Zenall : All Mordor effects are now broken.
[20:29:08] @ Dhaos Pierce : You cannot simply do anything in Mordor, your attempt is pointless.
[20:29:30] Zenall : Because Teen Fiction was sent to the graveyard, it returns to attack position as a Twatlight book: Teen Fiction's undead version.
[20:29:53] @ Dhaos Pierce : Frodo does a victory masturbation and jizzes over Twatlight, doing 5000 damage
[20:30:30] Zenall : Twatlight is use to jizz, due to the fact that only horny slut girls read it, the attack is unaffective.
[20:30:57] Zenall : Twatlight uses seemingly poetic cover, and Frodo is now confused.
[20:30:58] @ Dhaos Pierce : Girls do not jizz, your argument is irrelavent
[20:31:07] Zenall : They take jizz.
[20:31:09] Zenall : all the time.
[20:31:13] Zenall : THEY TAKE IT!!
[20:31:41] @ Dhaos Pierce : This does not help you, for your hands are now covered with jock semen
[20:32:12] @ Dhaos Pierce : I sacrifice Frodo to summon /b/
[20:32:12] Zenall : Brb, save this.
[20:33:19] Zenall : ok, continue
[20:33:45] Zenall : /b/ rages and kills Twatlight?
[20:35:30] @ Dhaos Pierce : quite
[20:35:37] @ Dhaos Pierce : however
[20:35:57] @ Dhaos Pierce : I also play the Ritual Magic Card "Morning Routine"
[20:36:25] @ Dhaos Pierce : After sacrificing two of my Blue Eyes White Dragons, I summon
[20:36:41] @ Dhaos Pierce : A Delicous Bowl of Reese's Puffs Cereal
[20:36:57] Zenall : Lmao
[20:37:09] Zenall : Have you seen the new Meme?
[20:37:26] @ Dhaos Pierce : Using it's succulent flavors, I soon forget all of the horrors of Twatlight, making it kill itself for the lack of attention
[20:37:54] @ Dhaos Pierce : /B/ then attacks you directly, making you gain 1000 lifepoints
[20:37:58] Zenall : You activated my Trap card: Ya done goofed.
[20:38:00] @ Dhaos Pierce : what new meme?
[20:38:11] Zenall : You done goofed/
[20:38:19] @ Dhaos Pierce : So, you don't want to gain lifepoints?
[20:38:20] Zenall : Apparently, /b/ got this chick to show herself naked
[20:38:36] Zenall : and she posted a vid on youtube
[20:38:41] @ Dhaos Pierce : lol
[20:38:46] Zenall : bawling that /b/ ruined her life.
[20:38:53] Zenall : b/c her parents found the pics
[20:38:59] Zenall : and her friends recognized her.
[20:39:03] @ Dhaos Pierce : oh
[20:39:14] @ Dhaos Pierce : i think i might've heard this
[20:39:20] Zenall : And her hick-ass dad comes in, screaming that he's taking all their screen names
[20:39:28] Zenall : and is going to call the Cyber Poliece
[20:39:32] @ Dhaos Pierce : oh maybe not
[20:39:35] Zenall : "Ya done Goofed, you pervs
[20:39:38] Zenall : or something like that.
[20:39:43] @ Dhaos Pierce : lol
[20:40:01] Zenall : Anyways, it summons the Cyber Police in attack mode.
[20:40:27] @ Dhaos Pierce : /b/ laughs at the Cyber Police, which is the ultimate form of futility
[20:40:48] Zenall : They eat the Reece's puffs, because everyone knows that Cyber Police eat Reese's Puffs instead of regular Cops's Doughnuts
[20:41:06] @ Dhaos Pierce : The Cyber Police commit suicide over their futility
[20:41:11] Zenall : Lol.
[20:41:25] Zenall : The death of Cyber Police allerts the Cyber FBI
[20:41:32] Zenall : /b/ is now censored.
[20:41:42] @ Dhaos Pierce : By effect, /b/ Summons the 4-Chan Party Van
[20:41:48] Zenall : and is now changed to /+18/
[20:42:05] @ Dhaos Pierce : /b/ laughs, for nothing can change /b/
[20:42:19] @ Dhaos Pierce : /b/ summons moot, in attack position
[20:42:27] Zenall : Lol.
[20:42:46] @ Dhaos Pierce : moot uses his superiority to make the Cyber FBI his minions
[20:43:07] Zenall : Due to Moot's posting, I play my magic card: OP is a fag.
[20:43:19] Zenall : Moot implodes due to inability to cope with his newly found sexuality
[20:43:22] @ Dhaos Pierce : He makes porn available in the mass market and at participating Toys R' Us's
[20:43:28] Zenall : Lol.
[20:43:55] @ Dhaos Pierce : Moot bans you from dueling, for calling him a fag
[20:44:03] Zenall : Lol.
[20:44:23] @ Dhaos Pierce : He's actually done that lol
[20:44:30] Zenall : I play the feild card: Proxy.
[20:44:36] @ Dhaos Pierce : This one guy called him a newfag for something
[20:44:45] Zenall : I am now under a new IP adress, and this card cannot be destroyed by magic/trap/effects
[20:44:53] @ Dhaos Pierce : You cannot play proxy, for Mordor is still in effect
[20:45:13] @ Dhaos Pierce : YOUU CANNOT JUST PROXY INTO MORDOR
[20:45:17] Zenall : You destroyed Mordor.
[20:45:31] @ Dhaos Pierce : no
[20:45:36] Zenall : I had Gandalf, but you destroyed him too.
[20:45:56] Zenall : Yea, with that card that I didn't know what it did
[20:47:29] @ Dhaos Pierce : ah
[20:47:31] @ Dhaos Pierce : Well
[20:48:27] @ Dhaos Pierce : Not even if you are behind 7 Proxies, can you escape the ban of moot.
[20:48:57] Zenall : I play Moot's mom in attack mode?
[20:49:02] Zenall : She tell's Moot to get a life.
[20:49:19] @ Dhaos Pierce : But moot has a life
[20:49:19] Zenall : dealing 200 points of emotional damage
[20:49:34] @ Dhaos Pierce : He seems to be a successful man
[20:49:45] Zenall : ._.
[20:49:46] @ Dhaos Pierce : moot has no emotions
[20:49:52] Zenall : Lol
[20:50:01] @ Dhaos Pierce : lol
[20:50:24] Zenall : I play Google
[20:50:31] @ Dhaos Pierce : /b/ uses IP cannon
[20:50:31] Zenall : Google buys the rights to the Internetz
[20:50:36] Zenall : and the rights to everything.
[20:50:40] @ Dhaos Pierce : google is crashed
[20:50:47] Zenall : Google buys the IP cannon
[20:50:57] Zenall : and uncrashes itself due to self-matinence
[20:51:04] @ Dhaos Pierce : impossible
[20:51:14] Zenall : Google is a deity
[20:51:17] Zenall : nothing is impossible.
[20:51:33] @ Dhaos Pierce : compared to /b/, google is nothing
[20:51:44] @ Dhaos Pierce : i summon Bing
[20:51:55] Zenall : /b/'s just Google's white trash cousin
[20:51:57] Zenall :
[20:52:25] @ Dhaos Pierce : Bill Gates buys Google.
[20:52:39] Zenall : loll.
[20:52:41] @ Dhaos Pierce : Thus making it inferior to Bing
[20:52:53] Zenall : Google googles Microsoft information
[20:53:02] Zenall : and realizes that Bill Gates is Retired.
[20:53:24] @ Dhaos Pierce : a retired person can still buy a company
[20:53:30] @ Dhaos Pierce : and turn it into shit
[20:53:38] Zenall : Yea, but he has no association to Bing.
[20:53:40] @ Dhaos Pierce : your argument is invalid
[20:53:50] Zenall : Yours is >:O!
[20:53:54] @ Dhaos Pierce : he has association to microsoft
[20:54:05] @ Dhaos Pierce : which runs bing
[20:54:13] Zenall : Fine, then I play Mac PC in attack mode, and I wait for you to crash.
[20:54:17] Zenall : It's only a waiting game.
[20:54:18] @ Dhaos Pierce : The rich play favorites too.
[20:54:24] Zenall : ONLY A WAITING GAMEE!!!
[20:54:34] @ Dhaos Pierce : you suffer from not have any fun games to play.
[20:54:50] Zenall : I thrive due to artistic use.
[20:55:18] @ Dhaos Pierce : unable to play any mmos or any online game with your friends, you begin to die of boredom
[20:55:27] @ Dhaos Pierce : you feel weaker each day
[20:55:42] @ Dhaos Pierce : I on the other hand, enjoy fun gaming with my friends
[20:55:52] @ Dhaos Pierce : and crash-free entertainment
[20:56:00] @ Dhaos Pierce : I grow more powerful
[20:56:07] Zenall : I sustain myself by realeasing cool MP3 players.
[20:56:14] @ Dhaos Pierce : Your boredom makes you lose 8000 life points
[20:56:31] Zenall : iPad, iPhone, and iPod are placed on the feild
[20:56:32] @ Dhaos Pierce : i play Rageiki
[20:56:47] @ Dhaos Pierce : and destroy your Mac PC
[20:57:07] Zenall : I play Fusion Palm, and fuse iPad, iPhone, and iPod to create
[20:57:09] Zenall : iGawd
[20:57:29] Zenall : iGawd uses his almighty tunes to rock you into non-existance
[20:57:33] @ Dhaos Pierce : /b/ then uses the IP Lazer to freeze the iGawd in place
[20:57:50] @ Dhaos Pierce : disabling your online capabilities indefinitely
[20:57:54] Zenall : iGawd laughs because he doesn't surf on /b/
[20:58:01] @ Dhaos Pierce : regardless
[20:58:05] @ Dhaos Pierce : IP is IP
[20:58:18] Zenall : iGawd buys a new router, and has a new IP
[20:58:18] @ Dhaos Pierce : /b/ just has anonymous
[20:58:24] @ Dhaos Pierce : which has IP Lazers
[20:58:37] @ Dhaos Pierce : The processs is repeated
[20:58:45] Zenall : The process is repeated
[20:58:53] @ Dhaos Pierce : Eventually, the iGawd runs out of currency
[20:59:08] @ Dhaos Pierce : IP Lazers don't cost anything to maintain/use
[20:59:13] Zenall : iGawd uses bail-out
[20:59:24] Zenall : and the US government is summoned in attack position
[20:59:32] @ Dhaos Pierce : iGawd does indeed bail. Out the door.
[20:59:47] Zenall : The US governent uses Tactical Nuke
[20:59:52] Zenall : /game.
[20:59:54] Zenall : lol.
[21:00:10] @ Dhaos Pierce : The US goverment realizes that quite frankly, it doesn't give a damn about Steve Jobs and his French style douchebaggery
[21:00:34] @ Dhaos Pierce : Therefore, the US Government fails to deliver on its promises (SURPRISE)
[21:00:45] Zenall : Lol
[21:01:01] @ Dhaos Pierce : Regardless, tactical nuke cannot take out /b/
[21:01:12] @ Dhaos Pierce : for tactical nuke affects a rather small area
[21:01:27] @ Dhaos Pierce : while /b/ encompasses the entire world
[21:01:38] @ Dhaos Pierce : /game
[21:01:55] Zenall : US gets taken over by China.
[21:02:12] @ Dhaos Pierce : That hurts you more than it does me
[21:02:13] Zenall : China uses sweatshop workers to hack all moderator/admin accounts on /b/
[21:02:24] @ Dhaos Pierce : besides, last time i checked
[21:02:27] @ Dhaos Pierce : you had
[21:02:30] Zenall : China disables /b/ with admin powers
[21:02:39] @ Dhaos Pierce : -6999 life points
[21:02:45] @ Dhaos Pierce : /game
[21:02:47] Zenall : lmao
[21:02:53] Zenall : This is pokemon
[21:02:59] Zenall : We play until our prizes our up!
[21:03:04] Zenall : >:O!!!
[21:03:10] @ Dhaos Pierce : i got my six prizes quite a while ago
[21:03:23] Zenall : but you didn't draw them.
[21:03:30] Zenall : They're still right there *points*
[21:03:32] @ Dhaos Pierce : ....
[21:03:45] Zenall : Besides, you can't count anything before Mordor
[21:03:45] * Dhaos Pierce draws his six prizes *
[21:03:52] @ Dhaos Pierce : /game
[21:03:53] Zenall : .Because you can't just draw prizes in Mordor!
[21:04:03] @ Dhaos Pierce : I had frodo in mordor
[21:04:11] Zenall : lol.
[21:04:12] @ Dhaos Pierce : Frodo drew the prizes
[21:04:29] Zenall : Well, then I guess I lose.
[21:04:44] Zenall : *plays Zombie Card*?
[21:04:49] Zenall : Even though I lost, I still live.
[21:05:03] @ Dhaos Pierce : /b/ steals all of your cards
[21:05:16] Zenall : zombies kill nerds, and take their cards.
[21:05:31] Zenall : Zombienerd is overprotective of his cards
[21:05:37] Zenall : and places them in his front pockets
[21:05:40] @ Dhaos Pierce : /b/ still lives on
[21:05:42] Zenall : he cannot be pickpocketed now.
[21:05:58] @ Dhaos Pierce : moot takes a chansaw to zombie's face
[21:05:59] Zenall : Zombie takes over city after city
[21:06:04] Zenall : Zombies don't like /b/
[21:06:09] Zenall : /b/'s ratings drop.
[21:06:12] @ Dhaos Pierce : I summon Hank Hill
[21:06:18] @ Dhaos Pierce : /b/ has no ratings
[21:06:26] Zenall : it also has no users now
[21:06:48] @ Dhaos Pierce : Hank Hill uses his knowledge of Propane and Propane Accessories, and creates a bomb that kills zombie
[21:06:53] @ Dhaos Pierce : /b/ always has users
[21:07:04] Zenall : not if there is a Zombie apacolypse.
[21:07:04] Nuckelz has joined the chat on Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:07 pm
[21:07:12] Zenall : then no one wants to log onto /b/
[21:07:21] @ Dhaos Pierce : oh yes, because nerds do not leave their houses
[21:07:34] Zenall : Internet providers are dead.
[21:07:44] Zenall : and/or zombies
[21:08:00] @ Dhaos Pierce : you are severely underestimating /b/tards and newfags
[21:08:12] @ Dhaos Pierce : they create their own internet
[21:08:26] @ Dhaos Pierce : also, since hank hill has killed the zombies
[21:08:35] @ Dhaos Pierce : there is no zombie apocalypse
[21:08:51] @ Dhaos Pierce : sir, i do believe
[21:08:57] @ Dhaos Pierce : that you have lost THE GAME
[21:09:11] Nuckelz : fffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[21:09:18] * Dhaos Pierce pumps his fist like the champion he is *

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